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Onions and Garlic (Funny story)

 A nice funny story of a two brothers who got their luck by doing simple thing. Let's look at
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Long ago there lived two brothers. Joshua and Eli. They lived on a farm and were very poor.
Joshua worked hard ever day. Eli was lazy and didn’t like to work.
 
One day, Joshua heard of a kingdom far away. This kingdom didn’t have onions! Hmmmm,
thought Joshua. If I could sell them onions, they’d pay a lot of money!He asked to see the king and was granted an audience. Joshua told the king about the onions and the king was curious. He invited Joshua to make a big feast with many dishes prepared with onions.

That evening, the king and his guests tasted the dishes. Everyone agreed, the onion made
everything taste so much better! The king smiled from ear to ear. He said to Joshua, “These
onions are the most precious thing in my kingdom. In return for them, I will give you their
equal weight in the most precious thing I have – diamonds.” Joshua was instantly rich and
returned to his village with a wagon full of diamonds.

Joshua shared his wealth but his brother Eli was still very jealous. He asked Joshua if this
kingdom has garlic. Joshua thought and said, “In fact, they don’t have any garlic.”
Hmmmm, thought Eli. If I could sell them garlic, I’d be very rich indeed. Garlic is much
tastier than onions.

Eli traveled to the kingdom as his brother had done. Just like Joshua, he got an audience with the king and made a feast. And just like Joshua, the king declared garlic the most precious thing in his kingdom. It was a big hit! The king said, “ I will give you their equal weight in the most precious thing in my kingdom.”
 
Here you are – Onions!

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Lawyer In Hell

Nice funny story about a lawyer. Read the full story and enjoy.
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity here, but I'll let you pick your own room from three I'll show you," the devil said.

In the first room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a brick floor. "I don't like that," said the man. "Show me the second."

In the second room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a wood floor. "Well, that's better than brick," the man said, "but show me the third."

In the third, thousands of people were standing ankle-deep in a room full of warms infested garbage, all drinking coffee.

"I'll choose this room," he said.

Into the room he went and the door slammed behind him.

Immediately, the voice of a minor demon rang out, "OK, coffee break is over, back on your heads."

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The Lawyer and the brand new Lexus


Funny story of a wealthy lawyer who cares lot about his accessories than even himself. Let's
enjoy this new fun story.... :)


A  lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready
to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side.
The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a
policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming
hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now
completely ruined no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer
shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can not believe how materialistic you lawyers are," the cop said. "You are so
focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow
down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!"

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American Architect

One Sunday, an architect visited Seoul, Korea. He was there for a conference but had all
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Sunday to explore the city. He decided to take a taxi around the city and see lots of sites.
He paid the taxi driver $100 and said, “Take me around Seoul and show me all the sites”
The taxi driver was very happy for the business and started driving. Immediately, they saw a
big, beautiful palace.


The architect said in a loud voice (for he was from Texas). “What is the building?”
The taxi driver said, “That is Gyeongbokgung. It took almost 20 years to build!


“Ah, that’s nothing” replied the American. “We could build that in a year in America.


The driver continued driving. Suddenly the Texan saw a large domed building. He asked,
“What building is that?” The taxi driver said, “That is the National Assembly, it is the largest
in Asia.”


The architect replied, “Ah, that’s nothing. Back home, we could build that in a few weeks!”


The taxi driver continued driving. They passed a very high, gold building which shimmered
in the sun. The architect jumped up in his seat and screamed, “Oh my god! What building is
that?”


The taxi driver looked back at him and shook his head.
He said, 

“I DON’T KNOW. IT WASN’T THERE THIS MORNING!”

So, We will meet again with a nice and fruitful funny story next time.

Ghost Story - The Genie

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a German were traveling in a boat from France to
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Australia. Unfortunately, the boat sank but the three men swam to a small island. 


There was nobody on the island and the men waited for two months. No boat came to rescue
them. They were very unhappy.


“We will have to live here forever.” said the Englishman.
“ We will have to eat bananas every day.” said the German.
“We will never see our families again.” said the Frenchman.


One day, while walking along the beach, they found a bottle. They opened the bottle and out
came a genie. The genie said, “Thank you for letting me out of the bottle. I was inside for
500 years! Now I am free. I will give you each one wish.”


The German said, “I want to be back in German at a soccer game. With a beer and sausage
and singing songs in the stadium.”


“POOF”, “Your wish is granted” said the genie. The German was back in Germany.
The Frenchman said, “I want to be at the dinner table with my family in France, eating
cheese, drinking wine.”


“POOF”, “Your wish is granted” said the genie. The Frenchman was back in France.
The Englishman just looked at the genie. The genie said, “Hurry up! I want to enjoy my
freedom.”


The Englishman thought for a moment and said, “I am rather lonely here. Can you bring back
my two friends?”
“Poof”, the German and the Frenchman were back on the island.

How to sell a Vacuum cleaner



Ben Lee was a salesman. He was a good salesman and sold lots of vacuum cleaners. One
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week, the manager sent Ben into the countryside to sell.



He drove out of town and stopped at a farmhouse. He knocked on the door and the farmer’s wife opened it. Ben started into his speech immediately.

“Mam, how much time do you spend sweeping the floors? “

“A lot of time. This is a farm and things get dirty quickly.” said the woman.

“And how much time do you spend beating the carpets?” asked Ben.

“A lot of time. This house gets dusty and my dog also lays on them”

“Well” said Ben, “This is your lucky day.”



Ben showed her his vacuum cleaner and said,



“You can clean the house in 5 minutes with this!”



The farmer’s wife didn’t look interested.



Ben took out a big bag of dirt. He opened it and threw it all over the floor. The farmer’s

wife was very surprised. Before she could speak Ben said, “ Mam, if this machine doesn’t pick up every last piece of dirt, I will eat all of it!!!!!”



The farmer’s wife looked at Ben and said,



“WELL, I WILL GET YOU A SPOON.

WE HAVE NO ELECTRICITY.”

The Birth Day Gift



A woman desired to purchase her mother a birthday gift. She did not know what to buy her
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mum. She only had 1 day to buy her mother something. So she went for shopping. Once she visit near the pet shop. She suddenly got an idea and thought herself, “What a fantastic idea for a present! Since my mother so lonely, she may have a good time with a pet.”

The woman walks into the shop and noticed so many wonderful animals, Cute mice, fluffy cats,
gold fish, Puppy dogs. But the woman did not think these were special enough. She asked the
shopkeeper if he has a pet that is really special.


The shopkeeper thought for a while and replied, “Yes, but it costs a lot of money. $1,000”
“I have a parrot that can speak 7 languages, Korean , Chinese, French, German,
Russian, English and even Hindi!”
The woman said, “Perfect” and bought the bird. She sent it by courier to her mother,
so she would get it the next day.
The next day after work, the woman called her mother. She asked, “How do you like
your birthday gift.”


Her mum replied, “Thank you, IT’S DELICIOUS!”