A Religious Bear Hunter

This is one of the Funny bear stories...
Bear stories

A man went out for hunting. He loved to hunt only bears. As the man trudged across the jungle searching for the bears, he got upon a big and sheer hill. As he thought that there might be bear on the other part of the mount, so he climbed up the sheer predispose and, just as he was pulling himself up over the previous projection of rocks, an enormous bear met him.

Violently the bear roared. It made the man so frightened that he could not keep the balance. He chopped down the mount with the bear close behind. As he fell down the mount, he mislaid his arms. When he lastly blocked at the base, he realized that his leg had been broken. Escape was not possible. So he (who was not religious at all) prayed, “God, if you turn this bear into Christian I would be glad with what you grant me for the future of my life.”  

The  bear was no more than three feet away from the man when it stopped dead in its tracks... looked up to the heavens  quizzically... and then fell to its knees and prayed in a loud voice, "O Lord, bless this food of which I am about to partake."
The bear was at best 3 feet away from him. It looked at the paradise and prayed in shout, “O God, bless this foodstuff of what I am partaking.” 

My mom only had one eye, It is not a funny story...It is a heart breaking story

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Usually we post so many funny stories and just thought to offer you some heart breaking story, That is why the topic itself says that "This is not a funny story". This story is about a child and a one eyed mother. It is really a heart breaking short story. Read the full story below:

One eyed mon


My mother was one-eyed. It was disgusting to me. I always felt embarrassment. My mother used to cook for the teachers and students to bear the expenses of our family.
Once my mother came to see me during school period and I felt so uncomfortable. Why did she come at this moment? I neglected her. I hatefully looked at her and went away. Just after the day a classmate asked me about the eye of my mother. I could say nothing but hide myself. I longed for her disappearance. That day I said to my mother, “If you always make me such a laughing stock, why can’t commit death?”
My mother replied nothing. I was so annoyed that I could not even think for a moment what actually I had told. I was unnoticed of her feelings. I needed to leave the house. I studied hard and finally had an opportunity to study abroad. Then there I had married. I purchased a new house. I had babies too. I was leading a happy life with my wife and kids. One day, suddenly my mom arrived to see me. She had missed me for long even she did never see my kids.
When she came in front of the door, my babies laughed at her and I threw my anger upon her for coming unexpected. I told angrily, “why have you come here to fright my kids, JUST GET LOST!!”          
She left the place silently.
 One day, I got a letter. It was about the school reunion. I wanted to go there. But I told my wife that I need to go on a business tour. When the reunion is over, I moved to the old hut out of inquisitiveness.
 One of my neighbors told that she had died. There was no a single drop of tear in my eyes. They gave me a letter that my mother wanted to hand over to me. The letter read:
  
“My sweetheart,
I always think of you. I am extremely sorry that I went your home and frightened your kids. I was really happy coming to know that you were participating the reunion. But I might not be able to even rise from bed to see you. I’m regretful that I was an invariable discomfiture to you from your childhood.
Look, when you were so little, you committed a mishap, and lost one eye. As your mother, I could not believe to see that you would grow up with just one eye. I spent no time to give you mine. Now I feel so proud that my son can see the world for me.
My love is always with you.
Your mom.”     

Do not send wrong emails...

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funny story about wrong email

Once a couple was supposed to go on vacation together, but due to being on a business tour the wife could not accompany her husband. So the husband had to go alone. His wife would join him the following day.

After arriving at the destination he wanted to communicate with his wife through email. So he started to write an email. But being absent minded he did a mistake and mistyped a letter while writing address. And the mail reached a widow whose husband was a aged preacher and had just died before a day.

The inconsolable widow thought to check her email, she opened her mail, had a look at the screen, let out a sharp shout, and chop down to the ground in a dead pale.

The others of the family heard this shout and ran into the room. They found a note on the monitor:

Darling,

I got checked in. Everything has been prepared for your well entrance tomorrow.

The important things in life

This is not really a funny story, but there many things you can grab from this story. continue reading....

A professor of philosophy was standing before his classroom with some stuff on the table. After the class started, without saying anything he picked up a big and vacant mayonnaise jar. He began to fill the jar with rocks. The diameter of the rocks was about two inches.   
He said to the students, “Is the jar full with rocks?” The students answered in the affirmative.
Then the professor took another box filled with pebbles. He poured them into the mayonnaise jar. Then he shook it calmly. The pebbles undoubtedly rolled into open spaces between the rocks. He again asked the pupils whether the jar was fulfilled. The students agreed.       
The professor then took a pot of sand. He poured the sand into the mayonnaise jar again. Certainly the sand covered every gap in the jar.

Once more he asked the students whether that jar was full. The students boldly answered in the affirmative sign.  
Then the professor told the students that he wanted them to compare the jar with their life. The rocks are considered as the most significant things – their family, health, partner, and children. These are the things that can make life full though everything else was lost from their life. 
The pebbles were the other stuff that indicated job, car, house etc. And the sand was everything else.
The professor continued, “If you keep the sand in the jar at first, there remains no space for the rocks or pebbles. The same happens in your life”.
If all time and energy is spent on silly things, then you never have the accommodation for the important ones. So you must be attentive to the stuff those are significant to your contentment.  
So firstly think of the things by steps in accordance with the priority to make your life full of happiness. 

Idiot Farmer - Funny short story about a farmer

funny short stroy about Idiot farmerHi,  This is a too short and very sweet funny short story about farmer...you can read this beautiful story now.....


An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.

A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.

A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.

Daughter's Valentine

 Valentine's Surprise...
Small Jenny arrives home from second grade and says to her daddy which they studied
Daughter's Valentine
about the legend of Valentine's Day. "As Valentine's Day is actually for a Catholic saint and we are Judaic," she questions, "will Jesus get insane at me for serving somebody a valentine?" Jenny's dad wait and thinks a little, then replies "No, I do not presume God could get crazy. Who would would you like to provide a valentine to?""Bin Laden," she replies. "The reason why Bin Laden," the girl's dad questions in surprise. "OK," she states, "I felt that when a tiny bit American Judaic girl perhaps have enough like to provide Osama a valentine, he might begin to presume that perhaps we are only a few bad, and perhaps start passionate people a bit of. And if any other kids spotted what I would have done and directed valentines to Osama, he would love all of them. Right after which he would start going all around the area to tell everyone how much cash he loved them and just how he did not hate anybody anymore."Jenny's dads heart swells and suddenly he looks at his child with new found pleasure. "Jenny, that is one particular nice thing i have ever noticed." "I understand," Jenny says, "and when that gets him out in an open place, the Marines could easily catch him."  more funny stories.

Letter to God - (funny God story)

Letter to god
One day boy wanted One hundred dollars terribly. He prayed for more than week but no interesting thing happened.
He then made a decision to create God a letter asking a One hundred dollar. Once the postal authority of USA realized that someone has addressed his letter to God, they
decided to send it to President Bush
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Stupid Boy! (Funny teacher's Story)

Stupid boy short story
A brand new teacher had been working to make use of the children's mindsets programs. She
began the children's course and announcing that, "stand up boys who thinks that you are stupid"

After a couple of seconds, Little John stood upwards. The actual teacher stated, "Can you
think you are silly, Small John?"

History behind "Benares Hindu University"

funny short story about indian university

 Nice short story behind "Benares Hindu University"

Madan Mohan Malviya was trying to build a good university; he had to overcome many difficulties and barriers. He worked with determination to start the university. There was a funds crisis; but he did not get disheartened. He went from town to town, met many rich people and traders to collect donations. He went to the Nizam of Hyderabad to request him for funds. The Nizam was furious, 'How dare you come to me for funds... that too for a Hindu university?' he roared with anger and took off his footwear and flung it at Malviya. Malviya picked up the footwear and left silently.

Car Story - funny story about police

funny short story about car
A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he
was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety
competition.
"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked.
The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my
license."
At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in,
"Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop,
blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked,
"Are we over the border yet?”


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