Story of the Day

Let's find our funny Story of the day....

Divorce Case

Oneday woman needs to get divorce from his husband and she filed a divorce case. Finally advocate decided to finish this like this:

 Advocate: Ok. I have considered all the evidences and finally I decided to give her 500$ per month as a beneficiary. Do you have anything to tell regarding this final decision? Advocate asked from man. 

presidents candle dinner

One day president and his wife sat for the dinner and suddenly realized that power was gone. fortunately there was a candle on the dining table and they lit up the candle and continue their dinner. 

Presidents wife : "It's too warmth here! "
President : "Wait I will witch on the fan" .

First Love (blonde jokes of the day )

The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were hardly equal in intensity to the waves of passion nearby. One ardent couple paused long enough for the young man to whisper, "Darling am I the first man to make love to you?"