Story of the Day

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Divert ur Ship!!!!!!

This is supposed to be the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995.
- Please change your direction 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
- Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.
- This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
- No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Sherlock Holmes camping trip

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip.  After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

Bus Accident - No insurance

There was a horrible bus accident. Sadly, nobody survived the accident except a monkey that was on board and there have been no witnesses. The police try and investigate more however they get no results. At last, they fight to interrogate the monkey. The monkey looks to reply to their queries with gestures. Seeing that, they begin asking the queries.
The officer asks, 

"What were the people doing on the bus?" 

The monkey shakes his head in a very sad manner and starts dance around; which means the folks were dance and having fun. 

Before and after Marriage

What happen Before and After marriage. Read the conversation :)

He : Yes. It is enough now. How difficult I was staying such long time.

She: Why? Do you ask me to give up this?

He: No, Dont even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Why not? Thousand times, even more.

She: Did you ever cheat me?