Story of the Day

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How to get married Bill Gates daughter - (Funny Story about Bill gates)

Bill Gates funny storyFather : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice" 

Son : "I will choose my own bride!"

Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates daughter.."

Son : "Well, in that case.....ok"

Next - Father approaches Bill Gates. 

Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"

Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case...ok" 

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank. 

I no come work today!!! - (Another Chinese funny story)

funny story | I no come work todayHung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.
The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Mak
es everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what Yousay and I feel Great. I be at work the way,you got really a nice house'!!! more stories

I Know the entire truth!

In class, a child is told through the schoolmate that many adults tend to be concealing at

 very lowest a single dark secret, and that this makes this super easy to blackmail
All of these simply tell that, “I know the entire truth”, although though you don't know
The actual child determines to go home and check out it out. While he will be welcomed simply by simply his Mom at the front end doorway he admits that, you know, “I know the entire truth.”

Drunk Test - Drunk Stories

drunk test and drunk stories Drunk Test - funny drunk stories

A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube. It seems you drunk
"The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."

"Well, then, we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar." So how I prove that you drunk
"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."

"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."

Jailed due to Shopping

It was nice Christmas day and the Judge was in a good mood as he questioned the prisoner, "Why you were subjected to this penalty and come here in such a day?"

"Sir, This is due to my early Christmas shopping", Prisoner replied.

"There is no fault doing that, It is so unfair", judge shouted. "Let me know how early were you doing this shopping?"

"Sir unfortunately I did this before the store opened."

Cathalic Dog

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.
One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, me dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?"

Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, an there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature."