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Daughter's Valentine

 Valentine's Surprise...
Small Jenny arrives home from second grade and says to her daddy which they studied
Daughter's Valentine
about the legend of Valentine's Day. "As Valentine's Day is actually for a Catholic saint and we are Judaic," she questions, "will Jesus get insane at me for serving somebody a valentine?" Jenny's dad wait and thinks a little, then replies "No, I do not presume God could get crazy. Who would would you like to provide a valentine to?""Bin Laden," she replies. "The reason why Bin Laden," the girl's dad questions in surprise. "OK," she states, "I felt that when a tiny bit American Judaic girl perhaps have enough like to provide Osama a valentine, he might begin to presume that perhaps we are only a few bad, and perhaps start passionate people a bit of. And if any other kids spotted what I would have done and directed valentines to Osama, he would love all of them. Right after which he would start going all around the area to tell everyone how much cash he loved them and just how he did not hate anybody anymore."Jenny's dads heart swells and suddenly he looks at his child with new found pleasure. "Jenny, that is one particular nice thing i have ever noticed." "I understand," Jenny says, "and when that gets him out in an open place, the Marines could easily catch him."  more funny stories.